The Second Empire of the Eclipse of United Provinces of Phoenix is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Sylvia II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 7.084 billion Phoenites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirānchi. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenix economy, worth a remarkable 2,247 trillion Phoenix Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 317,327 Phoenix Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, Princess Sylvia II's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Provinces of Phoenix's national animal is the Ashtamangala Matsya Kalli Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Collective of Local Region's Faith.

United Provinces of Phoenix is ranked 209,926^th in the world and 15^th in Federation of Bread for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.